If Hexing burned Calories Skulls

Bring your sassy side to the surface with our “If Only Hexing Burned Calories” tee the perfect blend of dark humor and witchy charm. Designed for the modern mystic with a sarcastic streak, this shirt features an intricately illustrated rabbit skull surrounded by ornate Victorian filigree, all printed in our signature distressed off-white ink for that hauntingly vintage vibe.

Soft, comfortable, and spellbindingly stylish, this tee is ideal for witches who’ve mastered the art of chaos but not cardio and prefer to burn calories through curses rather than crunches. Whether you’re working a market booth, wandering crystal shops, or stirring up a little mischief, this design lets everyone know you’re powerful, magical, and absolutely over it.

Perfect for everyday wear, rituals, gatherings, and moonlit adventures.

Cast your style. Hex the rest.

Size Chart

	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	19.7	50	20.7	52.5	21.7	55	22.6	57.5	23.6	60	24.6	62.5
Length	26.6	67.5	27.4	69.5	28.3	72	29.3	74.5	30.1	76.5	30.7	78
Shoulder	18.9	48	19.9	50.5	20.9	53	21.9	55.5	22.8	58	23.8	60.5
Sleeve length	8.5	21.5	8.7	22	8.9	22.5	9.1	23	9.3	23.5	9.4	24

Item Number:RT0063

Gender:Unisex

Model:Regular

Fabric:100% cotton

Fabric Weight:7.7 oz/yd² (260 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness:Moderate

Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean

Features:Basics, Casual, Preppy, Sporty, Daily Casual, Holiday, Outdoor, Running, School, Sport, Office, Pure Cotton, Short Sleeve, Regular Sleeve, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Loose, Spring, Summer, Autumn

Print Size:40*52cm

Notes:Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.

Collaboration Disclosure

This apparel collection is a collaboration between Black Veil Apothecary and TapStitch.

All artwork and designs are exclusively created by Black Veil Apothecary, while TapStitch supplies and ships the finished garments directly to you.

Please note that production, fulfillment times, and shipping inquiries may be handled by TapStitch as part of this partnership.