If Only Hexing Burned Calories

OhBring your sassy side to the surface with our “If Only Hexing Burned Calories” tee the perfect blend of dark humor and witchy charm. Designed for the modern mystic with a sarcastic streak, this shirt features an intricately illustrated rabbit skull surrounded by ornate Victorian filigree, all printed in our signature distressed off-white ink for that hauntingly vintage vibe.Soft, comfortable, and spellbindingly stylish, this tee is ideal for witches who’ve mastered the art of chaos but not cardio and prefer to burn calories through curses rather than crunches. Whether you’re working a market booth, wandering crystal shops, or stirring up a little mischief, this design lets everyone know you’re powerful, magical, and absolutely over it.

Perfect for everyday wear, rituals, gatherings, and moonlit adventures.

Cast your style. Hex the rest.

Size Chart

	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	22.0	56	22.8	58	23.6	60	24.4	62	25.2	64	26.4	67
Length	27.6	70	28.3	72	29.1	74	29.9	76	30.7	78	31.1	79
Shoulder	20.9	53	21.7	55	22.4	57	23.2	59	24.0	61	24.8	63
Sleeve length	8.2	20.8	8.5	21.5	8.7	22.2	9.0	22.9	9.3	23.6	9.3	23.6

Item Number:R00037

Gender:Unisex

Model:Loose

Fabric:100% cotton

Fabric Weight:7.4 oz/yd² (250 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness:Moderate

Fabric Strench:Slight Stretch

Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean

Features:Casual, Street, Daily Casual, Outdoor, School, Pure Cotton, Snow Wash, Washed, Short Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Loose, Summer

Print Size:40*52cm

Notes:Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.

Collaboration Disclosure

This apparel collection is a collaboration between Black Veil Apothecary and TapStitch.

All artwork and designs are exclusively created by Black Veil Apothecary, while TapStitch supplies and ships the finished garments directly to you.

Please note that production, fulfillment times, and shipping inquiries may be handled by TapStitch as part of this partnership.